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Silmarillion humor

Another addition to the LOTR humor file: the Silmarillion in 1000 words.

LAST ALLIANCE OF ELVES AND MEN: Push off.
SAURON: Make me.

ISILDUR: Whack.

SAURON: Ow.

ELROND: Hey, you got his ring. Let’s ditch it.

ISILDUR: No.

ELROND: This sucks.

ISILDUR: Tell me about it. dies

GONDORIANS: change calendar

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Posted on April 21, 2004 at 1:00 pm in Absurdity · comment

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